Funny New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right ~ Oprah Winfrey

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual ~ Mark Twain

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that ~ Judith Crist

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits ~ Anonymous

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions ~ Joey Adams

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me ~ Anais Nin

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account ~ Oscar Wilde

I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser ~ Robert Paul

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions ~ Mark Twain

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go ~ Brooks Atkinson

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to ~ Bill Vaughan

New Year's Day is every man's birthday ~ Charles Lamb

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other ~ Anonymous

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining ~ Leonard Bernstein

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution ~ Jay Leno

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time ~ James Agate

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle ~ Eric Zorn

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves ~ Bill Vaughan

Funny New Year Quotes

Humorous and Funny Love Quotes

Humorous and Funny Love Quotes

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous

You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Cher

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
-- Dudley Moore

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
-- Fran Lebowitz

It is impossible to love and be wise.
-- Francis Bacon

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-- Fulton J. Sheen

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
-- Glenn Beck

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-- Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger

When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
-- Jean Kerr

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
-- Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
-- Joyce Brothers

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepburn

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
-- La Rochefoucauld

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

The only people who make love all the time are liars.
-- Louis Jordan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-- Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
-- Sandra J. Dykes

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
-- Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
-- Tommy Dewar

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous

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Valentines Day 2012 Sayings and Quotes

Valentines Day 2012 Sayings and Quotes

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
- Robert Heinlein

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery

Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
- St. Augustine

I claim there ain’t
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
- Ogden Nash

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell

Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.
- Anonymous

The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time.
- Lawrence Durrell

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
- Anonymous

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
- Ben Hecht

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
- Thomas Hood

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
- Christopher Plummer

Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.
- Lamartine

I claim there ain’t Another Saint As great as Valentine.
- Ogden Nash

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
- Anonymous

To-morrow is Saint Valentine’s day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.
- Shakespeare

I have written a raucous valentine to a poet’s dream and agony.
- Ben Hecht

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
- John Donne

Never sign a Valentine with your own name.
- Charles Dickens

It takes more then lace and ribbons,
And lovely verses too,
To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you.
It takes a world of special thoughts,
Tucked into every line,
And that’s exactly what you’ll find inside this Valentine.
- Anonymous

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
- Shakespeare

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
- Thomas Hood

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

Valentine’s Day 2012

Inspirational Sayings and Quotes

Inspirational Sayings and Quotes

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
- Albert Einstein

Inspiration and genius–one and the same.
- Victor Hugo

Every artist was first an amateur.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who finds a thought that enables him to obtain a slightly deeper glimpse into the eternal secrets of nature has been given great grace.
- Albert Einstein

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
- John Barrymore

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
- Maureen Dowd

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

Empty vessels make the most sound.
- John Lydgate

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
- Thomas Carruthers

False friends leave you in times of trouble.
- Aesop

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
- Tallulah Bankhead

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
- Socrates

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
- Mahatma Gandhi

Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.
- Mary Martin

All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

Death gives us sleep, eternal youth, and immortality.
- Jean Paul Richter

The hard way is the right way
- John Alves

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
- Montaigne

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- Cummings

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
- Norman R. Augustine

For every soul, there is a guardian watching it.
- The Koran

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
- Richard Bach

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell

Mother Quotes and Sayings

Mother Quotes and Sayings

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont

I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
- Abraham Lincoln

Home is where your mom is.

Men are what their mothers made them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.
- Abraham Lincoln

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
- Lin Yutang

All mothers are working mothers.

Children and mothers never truly part – Bound in the beating of each other’s heart.
- Charlotte Gray

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

There was never a great man who had not a great mother.
- Olive Schreiner

God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.

A mother is an angel in disguise.

A mother’s heart is always with her children.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
- Florida Scott-Maxwell

A mother holds her children’s hands for a while, their hearts forever.

I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine – she helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.
- Terri Guillemets

If at first you don’t succeed, do it like you mother told you.

A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.
- Victor Hugo

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

A mother’s love never ages.

One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters.
- George Herbert

Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.
- Erich Fromm

There’s nothing like a mama-hug.
- Terri Guillemets

On the Banks of the Wabash Far Away

On the Banks of the Wabash

On the Financial institutions of the Wabash, Far Away was among the best-selling audio of the 1800s with regards to published well-known music available. Written and consisting by U. s. songwriter John Bureau, it was released by the Tin Pan Street company of Howley, Haviland & Co. in July 1897. The lines of the ballad remember about life near Dressers youth home by the Wabash Stream in In. It you will find well-known for many and the In Common Set up implemented it as the formal state tune on Goal 14, 1913. The tune was the time frame for a 1923 movie of the same subject. Its long time reputation led to the appearance of several musical variations, such as an 1898 anti-war tune and a Remedial edition that was a number one hit.

The tune was consisting during a transition time in musical engineering historical past when audio first started to be noted for the phonograph. It was among the first parts of well-known popular music to be noted. Dresser's lack of ability to control the submission of phonograph cylinders led him and his company to become a member of other composers to case the U. s. Declares The legislature to grow government trademark rights over the new engineering.

Dresser's ballad was the topic of some debate after his loss of life in 1906. His newer sister, author Teddy Dreiser, freely believed to have created aspect of the song; the credibility of his maintain was never confirmed. The indecisiveness of U. s. Declares trademark at plenty of time and the inadequate control of Dresser's property eventually left the tune susceptible to plagiarism. The 1917 tune "Back House Again in Indiana" obtained intensely from Dresser's tune, both lyrically and musically, and led to a argument with Dresser's property that was never settled.